This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Keep polishing, Pastor. And know you’ve aided in the entertainment of thousands with your swift hand movements.

christiannightmares:

‘A Polished Shaft’: The most insane and ironic video clip of Pastor Jack Schaap you will ever see (For the heads up, thanks to Darrell Dow; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/28565178548/pastor-jack-schaap-confesses-to-having-sex-with-a)